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A quixotic behemoth from New Orleans

So became by the following means:

S/he started quite small

But grew fat and tall

Just by eating up his or her greens.

It may not be beautiful poetry, but I hope readers will appreciate its avoidance of the crude gender caricatures against which behemoths everywhere struggle.

Christopher Grey
Hertfordshire